Arielle
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me when I reach the angst part of the angsty fic that I specifically chose for the angst
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Again - JK Rowling has gone off the deep end and you shouldn’t support her by buying merchandise, or watching her films.
(via sneakyfeets)
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When belphie does karaoke he only sings one song and it’s ‘tequila’
There are multiple times Beel has had to shove him awake because he fell asleep before it got to the tequila part
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yourfriendlyneighborhoodvampire:
Emmett McFuckass Cullen: clitoris? Labia majora??? Damn girl how many pussies you got?!?!?
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The absence of women in history is man made.
How petty
just look at babe ruth’s face tho
so confused
so lost
i love it
pure hater shit
Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of.
From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:
“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”
Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.
A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”
TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard
These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”
They gave up.
They couldn’t handle it.
Losers.
Teenage girls are amazing.
The mental gymnastics it takes to be beat by a girl and then decide girls are unfit and incapable of playing the game that a girl just annihilated you at? Incredible.
When the only way you win is by cheating, you’re not good at what you do. You just bar the door to those who are better.
What does that make you?
A loser.
(via sneakyfeets)
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Why do wild opossums look like this?
And ‘pet’ opossums look like this?
It’s because people don’t know how to keep them. Wild opossums have incredibly varied diets with everything from mice to bugs to mushrooms to berries, and they’re always on the move.
When people have a “pet” opossum, they have to have picked it up as a baby and habituated it to humans, and now they treat it like a house pet. Many of them are fed trash diets of dog food, raw meat scraps, and processed meat like hot dogs or hamburger. The lack of calcium at an early age leads to metabolic bone disease, which bows the long bones of the limbs and weakens their bodies. So they can’t climb anymore and don’t walk or run nearly as much. Combined with a poor diet, they gain weight quickly.
Many ambassador animals in rehab centers and zoos can develop the same problem. Especially rehab centers, a lot of captive Virginia Opossums are surrenders from people who realized keeping them is illegal, but the MBD has already started. Even with a better diet, they can become overweight really easily. It was such a struggle to keep the opossum I worked with at a healthy weight because something as simple as too much fruit in her diet would start pushing her weight up again. Even then, I don’t think we ever managed to get her to a “normal” range.
They look buggy eyed because what looks like the “whites” in that last picture is a sign of fat deposits in their face and around their eyes.
Please, please, PLEASE reblog this! It’s so important, and it’s a very visceral example of how inappropriate, unskilled and unnecessary captivity harms wildlife. Even the professionals can run into challenges keeping their charges in good health, and that’s in spite of their very best educated efforts. So you can imagine how poorly captive wildlife in the hands of those who don’t know what they’re doing will fare. (Heck, my very first comic was on this topic!)
The wild is the best place for wildlife, and good rehabbers know this and will do everything they can to get an animal back into its natural habitat unless it literally won’t survive out there. The “I saved a baby possum I found and kept it as a pet and it’s sooooooo cute!” people are the problem, as they’re the ones taking an animal that, with proper handling, could have gone back out into nature and had a much better life as well as diversifying the gene pool.
(via mage-of-time)
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miguel and miniguel
This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭
multilinguel
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